Welcome to the-woodshop.org

Welcome to the all new www.the-woodshop.org, the ancestral home of ATB and generally teh bestist website on the interweb.

This website is built as a wiki. This means that you can edit it! Scroll down to learn more...

Founded in 2005, the Woodshop Wiki now has 113 articles and is growing all the time. Join in today and play your part:

• Recording the trivialities of your life for the future of the world to come
• Filling the internet with even more useless content
• Insulting your friends
• Uploading pictures of girls sans clothes
• Using foreign words to make your smut-peddling sound sophisticated
• And many many more important reasons

What's New?

I've been meaning to implement a "What's new" section on the front page for a while and this seemed the perfect reason for doing so.

What is new now is the addition of Woodshop Services kindly provided for us by Google. We have shared calendars for organising stuff and, if you want it, Woodshop branded GMail accounts. If you don't want to move your email then it'll forward seamlessly on to your current account but we can now configure as many email distribution lists as we like. Have a look at the Woodshop Services page for more details and as ever please comment on the Woodshop Enhancements page.

Public Service Links: Time - Space - Planes - Trains - Guns - UK Weather - Skiing Weather - Foreign Currency - Broadband Speed Test - TV - Dictionary - Web Colour Chart - Google Extra - Maps - FTOOC - Broadway Cinema

Woodshop news sources: The Register - The Onion - BBC - Sky - The Times - The Independent - The Guardian - News Now

What is a Wiki?

"A wiki is a type of website that allows users to easily add, remove, or otherwise edit and change some available content. " – from Wikipedia

So why is the woodshop a wiki? Well, as you're browsing around, reading the woodshop, if you see something that is incorrect then you can correct it. If you see any information that's missing, then you can add it. And if you see someone insulting yo momma then you can damn well go round his house and set fire to him.

I have received a request to create a beginners guide to the woodshop and so, ever keen to please, I shall endeavour to offer some simple introductory articles in the list below:

• For my take on what this is all about head to my original introduction to the-woodshop.org
• For a simple reference to wiki syntax use the Wikipedia:Cheatsheet
• For a quick introduction to editing go to this link here
• For detailed editing help follow this link to the MediaWiki How To Edit A Page page
• For help adding images to the wiki use this guide to using images in a wiki
• And to learn how to add photos to the Gallery read this detailed guide to adding photos to the gallery

Before you can do any of that though you need to create an account. Then, you can use the sandbox to play around with and practice your wiki-editing skills and one day, if you practice hard enough, maybe you'll be as good as me.

Help and Official Stuff

Woodshop Introspection

Check out the-woodshop.org or he'll whoop your ass

• Woodshop Services
• List of all pages
• Wiki Image Gallery
• Wiki Stats
• User List
• Popular Pages
• Wanted Pages
• Original Main Page
• Google loves the-woodshop.org